hey bitches

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via 1ntentions)

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

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rumour:

my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever

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twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

(via fallenangel-thedeceased)

if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

(Source: elmntry, via quiet-minds-sad-people)

virginitity:

i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me

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burgrs:

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

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fandomblogger:

I see you. Liking my posts. Reblogging them.

Yet

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starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

(Source: getsby, via fallenangel-thedeceased)

sammyboyking:

ah yes its june i successfully wasted 5 months of the year again

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

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